my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two cookies and kissed me on the cheek
i said that but my mom said “make sure you clean your room first”
There are two kinds of people in this world
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via backflopqueen)
